Here's the best homoerotic line out-of-context we've seen in a good while:

"It takes three men to run [and] grab them by the horns and jerk them off."

The context is goats piling up in a corner. But it sounds like a college hazing ceremony to us. ;-) The line appears in the book Harder Than Hardscrabble: Oral Recollections of the Farming Life from the Edge of the Texas Hill Country.

Meanwhile, here's three men grabbing them by the horns and jerking them off: