Here are three fun facts about our hot buddy David. Vote on your belief or disbelief:

Would you believe David sucks first and asks questions later?
  1. Yes — that mouth of his would require instant gratification.
  2. No — that cock of his would demand full attention.

Would you believe David is named after Michaelangelo's famous statue?
  1. Yes — male beauty is a work of art.
  2. No — he's more likely named after the story of David and Goliath, because he looks like he could take on a man of any size.

Would you believe David built his physique by eating homemade Vegan cupcakes?
  1. Yes — he has all the meat he needs between his legs.
  2. No — but whatever flat-belly diet he's on, it's working.

Also, don't miss what a buddy of ours wore to a recent "Just Been Fucked" theme party.