Due to extenuating personal circumstances, after 21 years I need to retire keepstill.com. If you or someone you know might be interested in taking it over, please email me an offer/proposal. Best wishes, guys.
Speaking in anger, guys sometimes say "Kiss my ass." Since kissing an ass is supremely pleasurable for both parties, anilingus isn't much of a cuss, eh? Perhaps "Don't kiss my ass" would be a better put-down.