“Worries That a Tourettic Lover Doesn't Mean What He Barks”
Dear Bearded Confidant,
My lover lives with Tourette syndrome, and I'm increasingly worried that he doesn't really mean the abusive things that he barks at me ... in other words, maybe it's the disorder talking and not genuine verbal assault. One problem with Tourette syndrome is that a supportive environment tends to calm the coprolalia (spontaneous obscenities), so if I reveal that I'm getting off on the abuse, the insults begin to wane.
Dear Tic'd Off,
I must warn just about every reader to stop reading and not subject himself to the following offensiveness:
A self-loathing Jew is bareback fucking the ass of a self-loathing neo-Nazi eating a can of beans. As he starts to shoot sperm, the Jew exclaims, "Here's another 200 million delivered into your gas chamber." The neo-Nazi, lips dripping and eyes tearing, cries out, "I'm not worthy!"