Dear Bearded Confidant,

I'm 18 years old, and I have bumps all over my dick and balls.  The bumps make my dick look unattractive to me, and I am scared that the bumps will turn off my partner when we finally decide to have oral sex.  What can I do to remove the bumps?  Also, I jack off every chance I get.  Is that too much jacking?  What is the normal amount number of times to jack off in one day?

Dear Bumpy,

Half of men your age think about sex at least once every five minutes, according to "The Kinsey Institute New Report on Sex."  Sexy thoughts lead to sexy actions, so there's a lot of jerking going on in the male population!  In regard to how much you jack off in one day, as long as your dick gets hard and you don't get too sore, keep it pumping!  When your body has truly been sexually exhausted, your penis will not get hard until it has recovered.  One thing to watch for, however, is not to let yourself cum too quickly each time.  You want to build up a tolerance for sexual arousal so that you can enjoy longer suck and fuck sessions with other studs. 

As for the bumps on your cock and balls, you should consult with a dermatologist to see if there's a problem that can be fixed.  The bumps are most likely caused by ingrown hairs, but you need to rule out any diseases.  Consider consulting a doctor of Chinese or Ayurvedic medicine first, because such a doctor can prescribe herbal remedies that treat skin conditions in a gentle way.  Though herbal remedies work more gradually than other treatments, they won't hinder your normal sexual activities.