Dear Bearded Confidant,

I am male and straight.  What happens at jack off clubs?  Are all the men gay or bi?

Dear Michael,

When you get a group of horny men together, there's no predicting exactly what will happen—aside from frequent orgasms, of course. However, you can expect most jack off clubs to involve men of all different ages, shapes, sizes, and sexual orientations, gathered together in a circle, stroking their cocks. Most men will probably only handle their own meat, but some guys will lend a helpful hand if that is mutually desired. Most men will be naked, except for their shoes (so as not to slip on jizz that has been spilled on the floor.) Jack off clubs are by no means strictly gay or bi. The majority of men will actually be predominantly straight. Why do straight men get off on getting off with their buddies? The fact of the matter is that nothing could be more natural. Jacking off with another man or several other men involves sharing one's masculinity, participating in a common feeling, acknowledging a simple and frequent activity shared by all men, and celebrating manly passions. All men experience horniness, and all men masturbate (okay, perhaps there is a handful of men on earth who do not jerk off regularly, but the vast majority of other men more than make up for this lack of masturbation by shooting off more than once a day). A jack off club is a sexy situation, but jerking off together is not technically a sex act. There's no penetration or feelings of love between the participants, so it is not particularly gay or straight in itself. It's just sexuality, plain and simple, which is one of the attractions. If you desire to jack off with gay or bi men only, there are certainly some jack off clubs with strictly gay or bi memberships, but unless you want to suck and fuck other men in addition to jerking off, it doesn't really matter what their sexual orientation is.