Dear Bearded Confidant,

I have a friend that I really like, but he acts, talks, and seems straight. I want to be with him to suck his cock, if I only knew he was gay. If he isn't gay, I still wish I could have him to like me just that one time. He is really nice to me and we go some places sometimes.  Sometimes I get the impression that he is bi or something because of the way he talks. He would  say something like "I really have to go piss. If there isn't anywhere to go, I'll do it outside." He has even come to my house and he has showed me some porn sites (straight) on the internet. How can I get him to like me so we can get the thing on? Please help me.

Dear Weirdo,

Please see my archives for lots of advice on getting a buddy to fool around with you.