Dear Bearded Confidant,

I need help on turning my straight buddy to a sorta gay one.

Dear H2O,

This is a popular question.  Rest assured that getting your buddy's pants off and dick hard won't be as difficult as you think.  Luckily, most men are in fairly constant need of emptying their balls, so they'll welcome almost any opportunity to take dick in hand (as long as they think it's THEIR idea and they feel that THEY are in control of the situation).  Remember that there is no such thing as a straight or gay person—there are only straight and gay activities.  Any man can engage in guy-to-guy activities (and most do at least once in their lives).  Check out my archive of previous questions and answers for several hot ways to make your buddy comfortable enough to fool around with you.