Dear Bearded Confidant,

Before I cum or engage in sexual intercourse, I seem to have a lot of pre-cum, which puts my lover off.  So my question is how to get my level of pre-cum down or my lover's pre-cum levels up?

Dear Drippy,

Precum is a natural sexual function which cleans the tube of the penis to make way for ejaculation.  You cannot reduce the amount of your precum.  And why would you want to?  It's nature's perfect lubricant!  If your lover doesn't like precum, he needs to stay away from dicks!