“Sweetening the Taste of Cum”
in Oral Sex
Dear Bearded Confidant,
How do you make cum taste more appealing? Could what a person eats make a difference?
Yes, a man's diet most certainly affects the flavor of his cream. In general, acidic foods, such as sweets, succulent fruits, and naturally-brewed alcohol, give bodily fluids a pleasant, sugary flavor. Pineapples and bananas have a particularly good effect, as do celery, fresh parsley, wheatgrass (fresh or juiced), cardamom, peppermint, and cinnamon. One simple key is to drink a lot of water throughout the day, in order to flush out toxins. There are several foods to avoid if you wish to improve your cum-flavor. Foremost, cut out meat from your diet; it's universally acknowledged that vegetarians have the best-tasting jizz. Certain vegetables ensure a bad-tasting semen: cabbage, asparagus, garlic, broccoli, onions, and cauliflower are all notorious for spoiling your cream. Coffee should be avoided, too. If you wish for a salty flavor to your cum, eat more dairy. Note that it'll take about a day for your improved diet to have a noticeable affect.
I've never shared my own secret recipe with anyone, but as you sound like a fine fellow, here goes: