Dear Bearded Confidant,

Is there any way I can stop post masturbation guilt?  Is there any thing I can do to stop the hormone that gets released after masturbation to stop me feeling guilty?

Dear Guilty,

After orgasm, you body makes chemicals that bring feelings of contentment, relaxation, satisfaction, and peace.  It is your brain that makes feelings of guilt, not your orgasm.  The problem lies in how you view your own body and your own sexuality.  The fact of the matter is that pleasuring oneself is a natural and beautiful thing.  You need to discover the root of your guilt.  Is it based in how you were raised to view sexuality?  Is it based in your religion?  Until you come to realize that masturbation is a good thing, you will continue to feel guilty afterwards.