Dear Bearded Confidant,

When I shave my pubic hair to make my penis look bigger, it gets far too itchy to stand, and I nearly go mad.  Have you any remedies for this?

Dear Scratch,

Some itching occurs due to razor burn, so always start with a fresh double-edged razor, use an unscented shaving cream with natural ingredients (Kiss My Face shaving cream is recommended), and follow up with cooling Aloe Vera gel.  After you have shaved your cock a few times, you will find that you can shave it more often and with less itch and irritation.  The itching will go away eventually, lessening each and every time you shave.  It helps not to wear underwear for a day or two after shaving.