“How To Be a Good Fuck-buddy”
Dear Bearded Confidant,
My best friend is becoming my fuckbuddy. He has started calling me whenever he's horny and needs to let off some steam. He'll come over to my place, fuck me, and then we both go on with our day. I know what it takes to be a good friend, but do you have any advice on being a good fuckbuddy?
Dear Quality Time,
When it comes to being a fuckbuddy, actions speak louder than words. A good fuckbuddy doesn't have to be told that he's special. A good fuckbuddy is a man you can trust to be there for you when you need him. You can trust him not to turn away from you, unless you like to take him from behind. You can depend on a good fuckbuddy to bend over backwards to help you. He will lift you up when you are down. When you need his help, he is immediately on top of the situation. A good fuckbuddy never tries to change you, but appreciates you for who you are and understands your manly desires. A good fuckbuddy is honest with you even when it might hurt, and forgives you no matter what. A good fuckbuddy can never disappoint you. He supports you and shares in your glory. A good fuckbuddy remembers the little things you've done in the times you have shared. A good fuckbuddy encourages you to keep it up. He never says "Are you finished yet?" but rather "Do you want to do it again?"