“Getting Fucked and Helping Humanity”
Dear Bearded Confidant,
My hungry ass is insatiable. How can I fulfill my anal desires and do something for the betterment of humanity at the same time?
I know a fireman who found his own unique solution to a similar problem. He volunteered as a guinea pig at his local medical college and ended up bent over a table with his pants down as no fewer than 300 medical students practiced giving a prostate exam. Each student lubed up his ass and probed with a finger. The volunteer had to tell each of them if and when they reached his prostate. He admits that he sometimes lied and said "Keep trying" when a particularly sexy medical student was finger-fucking him. By the end of the day, the volunteer was one worn-out piece... all in the name of medical science!