Dear Bearded Confidant,

I'd love to be able to eat my own cum everytime I sperm but I'm sort of hesitant as to the taste.  Is there a way that leads up to eating all your cum?  I'm going nuts over this... I want all that cum in my mouth, savour it and then swallow.  If you have any hints, I'd appreciate it very much.

Dear Nut-buster,

As for the taste of your own jizz, no two loads of cum taste exactly the same.  Some loads are sweeter than others, some more bitter, some totally flavorless.  Sometimes there is an acrid aftertaste, sometimes not.  I know a man who sprinkles a little sweetening powder (like Splenda or Equal) on his manmilk right after he shoots into his hand.  The powder dissolves instantly, and he licks up all the sweet cream.  He says that he keep a packet of sweetener under his bed, and when he's stroking off another man he sprinkles the powder over the man's stomach and chest so that when the man shoots off his jizz will mix with the sweetener.  Some men like the taste of jizzcream right away, and others have to "acquire" a taste for the stuff.  The more you eat, the more you'll get used to it and start to crave it.