Dear Bearded Confidant,

Dealing with watersports—a couple said that they actually drink each others' you know what...  Is that safe?

Dear Yellow,

Many men enjoy working up a hard-on and then pissing on or in their lovers.  One good thing about watersports is that the cock sprays hot fluid for a long period of time and at an intense pressure. The jury is out on its safety.  Books such as Golden Fountain and Your Own Perfect Medicine present evidence that drinking urine is non-toxic and in fact has health benefits, such as boosting one's immunity.  On the other hand, many sex experts discourage any sharing of fluids for fear of transmitting diseases.  Before guzzling your lover's piss, read up about the subject so that you can make an informed decision.