Dear Bearded Confidant,

I have a slightly curved penis.  It seems to curve to the left.  Is there anything I can do other than an operation?

Dear Leftie,

Some famous porn stars have curving cocks that go up, down, right, left, and every which way.  Their distinctive dicks are erotic in their uniqueness.  Very few men are totally straight, and most are at least a little bent (plus—ahem—their cocks tend to curve!)  In young men, slight curvature of the penis is normal and there is no non-surgical treatment.  In older men, curvature of the penis could be related to disease.  If you always jerk off with one hand, I suggest switching hands so as to prevent any "training" of the tissues and muscles that might occur from stroking at the same angle.