Dear Bearded Confidant,

I had sex two days ago and my buddy's condom came off while still inside my ass, but before he came. At the time I wasn't worried because I figured the condom would come out. It still hasn't come out. Can you help me? How do I get it out?

Dear Needing Advice,

Your experience is not uncommon and doesn't constitute a medical emergency, so don't worry.  If you've had bowel movements since your sex session, it's likely that the condom came out without your noticing it.  If it hasn't already come out, rest assured that it eventually will.  It wouldn't hurt to try a suppository to initiate another bowel movement.  I frankly wouldn't recommend probing around for it, as that might push it farther inside you (if it's still there).