“Approaching a Gay Neighbor for Sex”
Dear Bearded Confidant,
Okay, so here's my dilemma. I am exceptionally horny and would kill for even one quick screw. The problem is that I live with a straight roomate and have not come out yet. He is almost never gone except for work and I can't drive so it is very difficult to get together with anyone discretely. However, there is a really good looking guy who lives in our apartment building who is openly gay and just broke up with his boyfriend. He is very open and has told me many personal things even though we just met a month ago and he believes that I am straight. My roomate is going to go camping next month, which leaves me alone in the apartment for two days or so. As this is a rare opportunity I would like to capitalize on it. I guess my real question is, what would be a good way to approach my neighbor and let him know that I'm interested in sex, or possibly more? I have had few sexual encounters and mostly with close friends, so I have no idea how to go about this. Any suggestions you could give me would be greatly appreciated.
Dear So Close,
In my archives I outline various ways to let other guys know that you are interested in fooling around. But in your case, since you know that your neighbor is openly gay, I would not beat around the bush with him. I would go right up to him and say, "Hey, if you're ever looking for a j/o buddy, I'm horny about 24 hours a day, so just let me know." There is a good percent chance that he will be delighted by this information!